George II for President! Hasn't snorted in years.If a...

Bergerisms

August 23, 1999|By Dan Berger

George II for President! Hasn't snorted in years.

If a great New York bank wants to launder billions for the Russian mob, it should at least charge proportionately as much as an ATM fee, just to be fair to the rest of us.

Starr seems to want a final report that would accuse Mrs. Clinton without bearing his thumb print. Can't be done.

Save water. Wash behind one ear at a time.

Pub Date: 08/23/99

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