Vote for the mayoral candidate who will make the most...

Bergerisms

August 18, 1999|By Dan Berger

Vote for the mayoral candidate who will make the most rain.

The winner of Iowa's straw poll won a Bush-el of hay, corny as that sounds.

Republicans won't learn George the Second's defects until they are stuck with him as their nominee.

Gary Bauer is running as Ronald Reagan, but he won't fool many people. Ron was taller.

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