Republican tax cuts and Democratic spending increases are equally irresponsible until after they bring down the national debt.
Now NASA wants to crash a space vehicle into the moon. The moon can't sue.
When Mother Nature flushes the Jones Falls, she forgets to clean out the Inner Harbor.
Psst, buddy, wanna live in the Bromo Seltzer Tower? You get to see ball games free and the Fire Department is just next door.