SAN FRANCISCO -- Jerry Springer for Senate? Why not? Ohio elected a senator who was farther out in space than Springer.
Think how C-SPAN's ratings would soar.
Think how entertaining impeachment trials could be, especially if senators could be given lighter chairs, ones they could throw.
Think how enlightened the Senate could become on issues such as male lesbians, cross-dressing nudists and bosses who cheat on their wives with young employees while conducting foreign affairs on the phone.