Now those cocky Cubans want to play a real major league...

Bergerisms

May 05, 1999|By Dan Berger

Now those cocky Cubans want to play a real major league team.

Irreconcilable impeachers insist that Bill's moral depravity prevents this country from playing ball with Serbia and bombing Havana.

If Duke Ellington were alive now, he would be 100 and not dated.

The Dow never lies. Sometimes, it exaggerates.

Ban tornadoes!

Pub Date: 5/05/99

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