Closure? Hah!For his next number, Starr will . . .Don't...

Bergerisms

February 12, 1999|By Dan Berger

Closure? Hah!

For his next number, Starr will . . .

Don't just stand there complaining. Run for mayor. You.

Best political judgment, Steven Spielberg; best English accent by an American, Gwyneth Paltrow; best remake of a remake, "Mask of Zorro;" most courageous risk, Roberto Benigni's "Life is Beautiful;" best screenplay, William Shakespeare (alias "Tom Stoppard").

Pub Date: 2/12/99

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