Senators wouldn't know a fact-finding from a wish list if...

Bergerisms

February 05, 1999|By Dan Berger

Senators wouldn't know a fact-finding from a wish list if it hit them in the face.

Appropriate punishment is two weeks in stocks followed by six months wearing a scarlet letter, after his term expires.

Despite denials, credit card receipts prove Vernon Jordan had fruit, yogurt, cereal and an English muffin for breakfast on Dec. 31, 1997. Ah-ha!

Bawlamer needs more judges or fewer crooks.

Pub Date: 2/05/99

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