Looking for bar mitzvah entertainment that doesn't involve a loungey loser playing "Hava Nagilah" to a samba beat on a Casio? Just slip in "M.O.T. 19.99." Ice Berg and Dr. Dreidle's disc of clever, pun-filled novelty noshes, which mimic gangsta rap, hip-hop, Elvis and more, is what fellow rapping Semites the Beastie Boys may have sounded like in a former life. These righteous Hebros will take your party to a higher source. There's something for every guest. The kids will go meshugge over the straight-up kosher beats of the hard-core "Psychosemitic" and the Snoop Dogg-esque "Oh God, Get a Job." Parents will schvitz over such retro lyrics as "I sold my Chevy to the Levys, but the Levys don't drive." Some references may make the grandparents a little verklempt, but chances are, they probably won't understand the words anyway. Rap, Hebrew, what's the difference? ***


