Gerald Ford has offered to pardon President Clinton. He...

Whad'ya Know?

October 15, 1998|By Michael Feldman

Gerald Ford has offered to pardon President Clinton. He had to be reminded that he's no longer president, and, in fact, he really never was.

Now what? Members of Congress get you all worked up and then nothing happens -- they're no better than Bill Clinton.

The open-ended, expanded investigation is rumored to be looking at Bill Clinton's activities at Boy's Nation -- in the photograph of a young Mr. Clinton with President Kennedy, a little girl with big hair from the trailer park down the road is clearly visible.

There is also the matter of some street signs removed from Hope, Ark., that were found in Bill's dorm room. A felony, you know.

Republicans make the distinction that this is not a lynch mob, this is the House of Representatives. It's indoors.

Pub Date: 10/15/98

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