Don't knock the Starr report. Whatever prompts children to...

Bergerisms

September 16, 1998|By Dan Berger

Don't knock the Starr report. Whatever prompts children to read is a good thing.

The nerve of that cad Clinton, running around saving the world. You'd think he was president of the United States.

Somebody tell the Ayatollah Khamenei to hold off invading Afghanistan until this Starr stuff dies down. We just don't have the space for it.

And Bawlamer wins the Emmy for best homicide location!

Pub Date: 9/16/98

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