Presidential diversions

September 11, 1998|By Ken Fuson

Ten headlines that would buy President Clinton another week of peace:

1. O.J. Finds Murderers on 17th Hole

2. McGwire Admits Bat, Arms, Thighs are Corked

3. Elvis Is Alive, and Boy is He Hungry

4. Ripken Sits: "I've Got Better Things to Do"

5. Stock Market Closes Unchanged

6. William Donald Schaefer Declines Speaking Invitation

7. Boston Globe Prints No Retractions!

8. Art Modell Spends Vacation in Cleveland

9. Kenneth Starr, Hillary Clinton Set Wedding Date

10. O's Reduce Ticket Prices; Players Take Pay Cut

Pub Date: 9/11/98

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