Monica was nobody in L.A. In D.C., she is a star.Q. What...

Bergerisms

August 07, 1998|By Dan Berger

Monica was nobody in L.A. In D.C., she is a star.

Q. What do you get from crossing a bull with a bear?

& A. One confused puppy.

A Boston columnist wrote out 38 one-liners, some of which were shown to be unoriginal. We are shocked.

If nothing else, the two things that journalism schools ought to teach are shorthand and the difference between a scandal and a crime.

Pub Date: 8/07/98

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