Win Powerball and retire the national debt. Or blow it all...

Bergerisms

July 29, 1998|By Dan Berger

Win Powerball and retire the national debt. Or blow it all at Atlantic City. Whichever.

First Hooters. Then Hard Rock. Now Planet Hollywood. Next Bubba Gump. Is there no end to this relentless glamour and excitement?

How mundane that Monica is talking. She had more allure as a woman of mystery.

Soon there will be just one big telephone company, which they might as well call AT&T.

Pub Date: 7/29/98

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