Now if only Washington could acquire a new baseball...

On the other hand ...

September 15, 1997|By Dan Berger

Now if only Washington could acquire a new baseball stadium, too, maybe we'd be able to get Os tickets.

Next thing you know, the English will demand self-government within the United Kingdom, too.

Say what else you will, the royal crash was the best thing that happened to Elton John's career in a long time.

Jesse Helms for ambassador to Mexico!

Pub Date: 9/15/97

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