When travelers discover they're getting nowhere Delays: Holiday travel hassles are as inevitable as huge crowds, but follow these rules and you'll survive -- maybe even with your sense of humor intact.

Taking the Kids

December 08, 1996|By Eileen Ogintz | Eileen Ogintz,LOS ANGELES TIMES SYNDICATE

We were supposed to be toasting the holiday at a sumptuous dinner with our closest friends. Instead, we were holed up at the Salt Lake City airport, sharing stale peanut butter crackers with the kids.

Uh-oh. The gate agent announced another delay. First it was the weather. Then a problem with the plane.

Would we ever leave? Would we never get there?

As the six-hour-late flight neared our Wyoming destination, a raging blizzard closed the airport. We traveled the last 150 miles by bus, staggering into Jackson Hole after midnight. We arrived bleary-eyed and starving, our cache of crackers long gone and our luggage mangled.

Why did we leave home? we wondered as we finally fell into bed early that morning.

Wherever you go during the winter holidays, even the best-laid plans can fall victim to missed airline connections, traffic jams or car trouble.

It's time to face facts:

Holiday travel delays are as inevitable and predictable as huge crowds and underappreciated presents.

"People have to remember that there are millions more drivers on the road than usual trying to navigate unfamiliar territory. Millions more are heading to airports, all competing for that same parking space. Road construction slows everything down. And then there's the weather," says Jill Mross, a spokeswoman for the American Automobile Association, which bailed out nearly 28 million stranded motorists last year.

That said, there is no reason to stay home when you want to go away. Simply follow my Taking the Kids and Getting Nowhere Rules of the Road and you'll survive -- maybe even with your sense of humor intact.

Even if it's absolutely his fault, don't blame your spouse for the travel hassles. So what if he insisted on leaving late despite the dire weather forecast? Never mind that you're stranded in a strange city because she booked a connecting flight to save money.

Always pack bathing suits. You want to be ready when you make an unplanned stop at that interstate motel to wait out the ice storm. The kids will think you're the best parents in the world for the adventure. If you're lucky, there might even be a hot tub.

Bring plenty of rolls of quarters (nickels work for the preschooler set). Give the children a roll when the trip starts. Every time they whine or fight, take one coin away.

Don't leave home without a favorite, long storybook (the more chapters the better) in your carry-on bag. You always wanted to be the kind of family who gathered around the fire to hear a story. Here's your chance to read Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" from start to finish or Sholom Aleichem's Hanukkah stories. Get comfy in the airport departure lounge. You have plenty of time. Got some candy canes?

Remind Santa to put a few extra stocking stuffers where you can reach them quickly. There's nothing like a new disc for your teen's CD player, a new Barbie for the kindergartner or a stacking toy for the baby when you have 200 miles to go and you're hours behind schedule. From personal experience, I can tell you a Walkman for every child in the family will prove a terrific investment (don't forget batteries). If each already has one, a holiday book-and-tape set will be greeted with smiles.

Bring food and more food. At all costs, you want to avoid hungry (read that crabby) kids and spouses. Especially at holiday times, you can't count on roadside cafes or airport restaurants being open when you need them (for example, at 2 a.m. when you've already been at the airport for six hours). Take twice as much formula, juice and baby food as you need. Pack a double school lunch for everyone. Don't forget the cookies.

Make sure everyone is cozy. When traveling by auto, bring pillows, blankets and water bottles for each child, along with backpacks holding the latest can't-live-without-for-a-minute treasures. No matter how much they beg, keep the troops under 12 safely buckled in the back. Keep babies and preschoolers in safety seats, of course. Even if your car isn't equipped with dual air bags, experts say the kids are safer that way.

No writer's block allowed. Get out a pad and pen (or your laptop) and start writing a novel together. (Well, maybe not a novel, but a holiday story is do-able.)

Here's how it works: Each family member takes a turn writing a paragraph. Don't groan. This could be the start of a tradition. How about a screenplay? You probably won't sell it for millions, but you'll get some laughs -- especially when you find it in a drawer a few years from now. The project is guaranteed to take everyone's mind off the delays, for a while.

Get some sleep. Get off the road if you're feeling tired. Remember that coffee or sugar will perk you up only for a short time. However far you have to go, stop every couple of hours. You need the break as much as the kids do. Take time for a snowball fight.

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