Dutch decided to run Bawlmer County like a top...

On the other hand ...

April 24, 1996|By Dan Berger

Dutch decided to run Bawlmer County like a top corporation: fat raises to the executives who lay off the most workers.

Those sneaky Italian Communists waited till communism had died before taking over Italy.

America is a land of opportunity where a little girl can grow up to become president of the National Rifle Assn. and make the world safe for assault-rifle distributors.

The Bell Atlantic-Nynex deal means either that James Earl Jones takes over the entire Northeast, or that he is out of a job. Stay tuned.

Pub Date: 4/24/96

Baltimore Sun Articles
|
|
|
Please note the green-lined linked article text has been applied commercially without any involvement from our newsroom editors, reporters or any other editorial staff.