Cheer up, it's baseball season. (April Fools!)It was no...

On the other hand ...

April 01, 1996|By DAN BERGER

Cheer up, it's baseball season. (April Fools!)

It was no crime for Julius Henson to go along at his own expense. The scandal is that the trustees of city pension funds treat themselves to safaris in Africa and China at cost to city workers and retirees.

Q. What would you say if a self-appointed body of self-important leaders met in secret to decide how to turn off the drug trade? A. Lots of luck!

Quick, class, who can define ''nepenthe,'' and should it be removed from the shelves? (Hint, this is a crack about ravens.)

Pub Date: 4/01/96

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