July 06, 1995|By George Neff Lucas

We now hear "Deep Throat" was a ma'am

Who shares her "Prime Time Live" with Sam

Could her old job with Nixon

Be more like a vixen

If up she perhaps didn't clam?

* * * Seems Army and Navy top brass

Won't settle for merely First Class;

They go farther and higher

As a free frequent flier

On the taxpayers' Pentagon pass.

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