June 28, 1995|By George Neff Lucas

How long till we pay off the debt?

Pick a number and put down your bet:

years (GOP)

or (Clinton) add 3, But don't spend your winnings just yet.

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What they heard Alan Simpson assert

Put the AARP on alert;

His tax-free complaint:

Non-profit it ain't -- Always After Retiree Paydirt

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To the north is a neighborly nation

Not afraid to defy NRAtion;

There, public demand

Makes all guns in the land

Require, as they should, registration.

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