PLEASE RUSHThere are very few people who simply don't care...


September 18, 1994|By Mike Gluck


There are very few people who simply don't care about Rush Limbaugh. He's like relish on hot dogs or the designated hitter -- you either love him or you hate him. But for those who love him, sometimes listening to his radio show just isn't enough.

Enter the Rush Limbaugh Official Merchandise Catalog.

Have you ever longed for a Rush Limbaugh golf putter? Wished you had a diploma from the Rush Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies? Desired a Rush Limbaugh signature mug? No problem. Help is just a phone call away.

The catalog's products are all endorsed by Mr. Limbaugh, who is "very image-conscious," according to Joel Bowen, president of the company that markets Rush Limbaugh merchandise. Image-conscious or ego-conscious? It doesn't matter when your official T-shirts read "A Man . . . A Legend . . . A Way of Life."

For a catalog or to place an order call, 1-800-678-7491.

For those of you who would rather not be one of Rush's "dittoheads," check out Flush Rush Brand Novelties.

Karl Martin, co-owner of Flush Rush, started the mail-order company a year and a half ago in response to Rush's "hate, hate, hate this and that" talk-show chatter.

The company's best-selling item is a bumper sticker that says "Flush Rush." Another popular sticker asks what the difference is between God and Rush Limbaugh. The answer? "God Doesn't Think He's Rush Limbaugh." Anti-Rush buttons also are available.

For an order form or to place an order, write to P.O. Box 19300-315, Austin, Texas 78760.

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