Vote for the candidate with the wittiest television ad...

On the other hand

September 13, 1994|By DAN BERGER

Vote for the candidate with the wittiest television ad. Never mind the record, vote for the recording.

Any pilot who could turn left at the Washington Monument without hitting it must be taken seriously.

Quebec will always be in Canada. And that will always be in doubt.

It's official. We are invading Haiti, not Cuba. A lot of old cold warriors feel cheated.

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