September 01, 1994|By George Neff Lucas

An Arkansas plot that may thicken

Again has inspired limerickin':

From a few Espy chums

Did he take poultry sums

Or just play his version of chicken?

* * *

When the rounders dispute is appealed

To what fed mediators might yield,

It puts them on the spot

Since umpires are not

The most popular guys on the field.

* * *

Bob Woodward's book gave us the dope

On how Clinton and company cope,

How they win, how they lose

The language they use ----

Some mouths should be washed out with soap.

George Neff Lucas writes from Baltimore.

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