Bill will send 4,000 troops to feed Rwanda if the Rwandans...

On the other hand

July 29, 1994|By DAN BERGER

Bill will send 4,000 troops to feed Rwanda if the Rwandans promise not to shoot any.

A secretary of licensing does not have the authority to ban smoking throughout Maryland. You prefer some Talbot County judge?

90,109 people paid to watch baseball on a hot, rainy weekday in Baltimore, suggesting that (1) the NFL is crazy, (2) Baltimore is crazy, (3) Major League Baseball is crazy or (4) all of the above.

Cheer up. During the baseball strike, we can always say, "How 'bout them CFLs?"

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