Top Ten Signs It's Too Damn Cold

January 21, 1994|By CBS "Late Show"

10. Youngsters trading in handguns for Isotoner gloves.

9. Dan Rather doing news from Connie's lap.

8. Only 300 people left alive on the East Coast.

7. It's actually nice when a guy rubs up against you on the

subway.

6. Times Square hookers charge $20 just to blow on your hands.

5. Last night, for a full 20 seconds, Bea Arthur stopped

sweating.

4. Portions of Al Sharpton have been closed.

3. President Clinton chipped a tooth on a french fry.

2. Andrew Giuliani restricted to annoying people indoors.

1. Trump's using a de-icer on Marla

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