If the Washington Redskins ever move to a race track, they...

On the other hand

December 09, 1993|By DAN BERGER

If the Washington Redskins ever move to a race track, they will be renamed the Laurel And-Hardys.

Think of Jack Kent Cooke as the Robert Irsay of D.C. And Merlin as his Ind'nap'lis.

Who says we're bush league? Our murder rate is higher than in Miami, Los Angeles, Chicago or New York.

An international study says that most of the people employed at American schools are not teachers, as the pupils always suspected.

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