How Does Governor Spell Relief?

Why all the hype and all the fretting

About gambling and Keno betting?

Let the weak and greedy ones amble

To their gambling joints and gamble!

Don't let Schaefer chafe you; he has guts

For wanting the state to get its Keno cuts!

No matter what you think or what you say,

Some people will always fritter away

Their hard-earned money, their needed cash.

Is Keno immoral? Balder--!

Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho!

Let the dreamers spend their dough!

By all means, let them play K-E-N-O!

Gunther Bienes

Havre de Grace