Each weekday through the end of the Olympics, humo columnist Kevin Cowherd will provide news and views about the games -- as seen from his sofa.
DREAM TEAM UPDATE -- USA basketballers spent day feasting in cordoned-off Barcelona plaza, where fans were allowed to approach and genuflect quietly before being chased away by attack dogs. Future Leavenworth resident Charles Barkley touched off ugly incident in game room of Ambassador Hotel, when he elbowed 16-year-old guest after grumbling boy posted higher score in Space Invaders.
RUMOR CONTROL -- Fierce-looking U.S. gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi denies he's decided to rent himself out as a scarecrow.
LUCY, I'M HOME! -- Dream Team flap over what to wear at medal ceremonies has been settled, with team deciding on Ricky Ricardo-style silk bathrobes and Hush Puppies.