DREAM TEAM UPDATE -- USA squeezes by Croatia, 332-12. Charles Barkley is warned by referees for ripping out windpipe of one Croatian player and setting another's jersey on fire. Mr. Barkley claims opponents failed to say "God bless you" after Barkley sneezed.
Next Dream Team opponent: CYO Dandy Dunkers of Montvale, N.J.
THIS AIN'T NO PARTY -- Bulgaria's 18-year-old gymnast Svetlana Ivanova is disqualified for weighing in at bloated 86 pounds. She later admits to pigging out on a small garden salad at dinner.
BARCELONA BEAT -- No truth to the rumor Gov. Schaefer turned down a spot in Coke's new "Shared With the World" campaign, opting to remain in Annapolis and test new bullwhip on his staff.