The good news is that their guy in Afghanistan collapsed...

On the other hand

April 21, 1992|By DAN BERGER

The good news is that their guy in Afghanistan collapsed. The bad news is our guy in Afghanistan.

Russian spies are still trying to steal American military secrets. The alternative is unemployment.

Q. Why does the U.S. arm the Third World's most vicious dictators? Q. So they will have a sporting chance when we invade.

Gee, the stadium is so neat, the Birds ought to play their away games there as well.

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