So I have this great idea for CBS. And I call and I call and I call. But, no, they're too busy drinking champagne, celebrating being No. 1 and picking on Dan Rather. (I heard he got really mad when Lesley Stahl sneaked up and gave him a wedgie.)
sportscaster, was able to get on the air through the Sunshine Foundation, which grants wishes for terminally and chronically ill
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise: The boss was appearing odd. What was all that white stuff on his lips? It looked as if he'd gotten a milk mustache from parking himself under Elsie the cow.
"How you doing, boss?" I said, before thinking of a clever way to ask about that gunk on his mouth. "What's that gunk on your mouth?"