Good news! The Commie puppet of Afghanistan collapsed and will eventually be succeeded by a valiant, U.S.-supported, clone of the Ayatollah Khomeini.
The Serbian army has gone to war against Bosnian Muslims. It needed some way to stay occupied.
Don't knock Ross Perot's candidacy. It could do wonderful things for unemployment in the political sector.
Economists say that by and large income taxes are unfair to everyone equally, but no one believes that.