Chicago is one heck of a town, if they ever get it pumped...

On the other hand

April 16, 1992|By DAN BERGER

Chicago is one heck of a town, if they ever get it pumped out.

Cinderella went to the palace ball in a pumpkin. Her 1990s counterpart goes off to prison in a chartered jet.

Now what's this about not needing Cal because we have Glenn Davis?

The Europe that could overthrow communism can't even plug up Mount Etna.

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