April 10, 1992

Do Dems want to win, lose, or what?

Both candidates take their worst shot:

Past fraud is evoked,

A past joint is smoked,

The kettle's called Brown by the pot.

If his delegate total's a stunner

He'd better recruit a tail-gunner;

This season it seems

Parties go to extremes

And nobody loves a front runner.

The budget cutbacks Cheney crafted

Make some part-time soldiers

feel shafted;

It's kind of a first

When a protest's reversed --

Objecting to being undrafted.

We're promised big-name revelations

About hostage manipulations,

Ransacked S&Ls,

BCCI smells --

Where are those identifications?

-- George Neff Lucas

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