Clinton is a mole from Republican GHQ, sent to defeat Democratic contenders, then self-destruct. Ditto, Brown.
Defeat the new state tax increase. Boycott pretzels.
Cheer up. The old Gayety Burlesque has a new sign, if no theater.
Gadhafi is playing for time. About 20 years more if he can manage.
Cosmonaut Krikalev will take one look around and go right back up.
The Russians are nuking St. Petersburg!
P.S., when driving to BWI from downtown while a Game is ending, allow one extra hour, minimum.