Q. How is safe sex like free lunch? A. It is what there is...

On the other hand

January 28, 1992|By DAN BERGER

Q. How is safe sex like free lunch? A. It is what there is no such thing as.

Bush is wiping out affirmative action. No tinpot Klansman is going to steal his thunder again.

We are going to sell corn to Soviet republics and if they pay for it on time we are going to sell them even more. Some people call that foreign aid, but it is unclear which side is being aided.

American Jews cherish Yitzhak Shamir's country, not his policies. There's a difference.

Chesapeake conundrum: Oil or the last oyster, choose one.

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