Americans seem to think that Christmas was invented right here in England by Charles Dickens," the cheery pub owner told us over a pint of ale. "You were raised, like we were, on the story of Tiny Tim and the family gathered around a table with a huge Christmas goose.
"That's just the way we here in Bath want it to be for our guests in the holiday season."
Only an hour from London by train, Bath is a popular destination during the holidays -- with good reason, for there's much to see and do in this leisurely town, a favorite of Dickens.
Festivities begin in the old Georgian Guildhall in early December with a holiday concert -- quite appropriate, considering it was during the 18th to 19th century Georgian era that the spa town became fashionable.
Another tradition kept alive in Bath is caroling. As you stroll along the bank of the tree-shaded Avon River, you're likely to see groups of carol singers going from house to house.
Hundreds of visitors also attend the carol services on Christmas Eve at historic Bath Abbey. The first religious structure on this site was a "convent of holy virgins" founded by Saxon King Osric in 675 A.D. Later it became a monastery, and in 973, Edgar, the first king of all of England, was crowned here.
For lively entertainment, there's the Christmas "panto" at the Theatre Royal. Lavishly produced "pantomimes" -- including dialogue, music and songs -- are based on fairy tales (this year, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs") with lots of broad humor and slapstick. Presumably staged for children, they are full of double-entendres meant to be appreciated by the adults.
Built in 1805, and rebuilt after a fire in 1862, Theatre Royal's crimson, white and gold auditorium looks much like the original and makes it one of the most beautiful theaters in Britain.
In addition, locals say the building has an added feature -- a resident ghost. You'll know her by her long gray dress and the feathers in her hair, or you might smell the jasmine scent associated with her as she drifts along the corridors.
Legend has it that she was an actress in the early days of the theater who hung herself in Garrick's Pub next door after her husband killed her lover. Ever since, she has supposedly haunted both the theater and the pub. When you're booking a theater seat, try for the top box, stage right, her favorite spot.
During the holidays, because of Bath's popularity as an old-fashioned, beautifully preserved town, you'll want to reserve rooms ahead of time. A few of the grand manor houses in the rolling green countryside that have been developed into hotels are good choices. One of the most charming is Lucknam Park, built in Georgian style in 1720. The half-mile-long entrance drive to the 280-acre estate traverses a double row of massive, 200-year-old birch trees and is surrounded by a thoroughbred horse farm.
Besides antique-filled rooms and suites in the main house, early Victorian stone stables and gardeners' cottages have been converted into rooms. The old walled garden has been turned into a spa, with a billiard room and indoor, heated swimming pool, a warm favorite when snow is falling.
Christmas Eve at Lucknam Park is wonderfully old-fashioned. Afternoon tea is served in the cozy, paneled library, with a yule log blazing in the big fireplace, followed by a champagne reception in the drawing room as the local parish choir sings carols. Later, guests join villagers for midnight mass at the nearby Colerne Parish Church, returning to the manor house for traditional hot chocolate and mince pie.
The next day Father Christmas arrives by Victorian horse-drawn carriage to distribute presents around the decorated tree, after which guests gather, along with everyone else in Britain at the same time, to watch the Queen deliver her annual Christmas message on the telly.
Christmas Day dinner, which can easily go on for hours, plays a large part in Britain's holiday tradition. There are so many drinks of punch and mulled wine, so many courses of fish and fowl and Christmas puddings, so much conversation and so many toasts that no one wants it to end.
In addition to Lucknam Park's festive Christmas Day dinner, there is a traditional feast at Bath Spa Hotel's newly renovated 19th century mansion, along with a "Peace and Quiet Christmas" three-day package.
A lavish holiday dinner is a feature of a package at the Royal Crescent Hotel, which includes Boxing Day -- the day after Christmas -- at the race course and a dinner dance. The Royal Crescent is part of an arc of famous town houses built by John Wood in the 18th century.