Give us a comptroller like Hyman
who pulled the purse strings tight
Guardian of constituents' tax monies,
morning, noon and night
Vetoed promiscuous spending and
not afraid to say, "Nay!"
Watchdog over the general funds
anticipating a rainy day
Now, the city's coffers are empty
and who is at fault?
We know it's not Hymie Pressman
for he always secured the vault