November 14, 1991|By George Neff Lucas

Comics' monologues nightly have led

To a gaggle of gags about Ted;

But since he's repented,

It's time they relented

And reran their Quayle jokes instead.

A greeting no chief of state seeks

Except perhaps PLO freaks

Is that wonderful way

To start off the day --

An Arafat buss on both cheeks.

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