Runners at the corners. Tying run at the plate. Two outs, bottom of the ninth. Lefty tugs at his cap. He wipes his brow. Now he's back on the rubber -- looks for the sign, shakes one off. Oh, he steps off. There's gonna be a conference now. Oh-oh. Here comes the Skipper now, too. He's looking toward the bullpen. He's not motioning yet. . . . They're gonna talk about it. Now the umpire is coming out to break it up. Skip's gonna leave him in there! No, wait! He's motioning to the bullpen. He wants the right-hander. . . . Finally, here's the windup and the pitch:
Baseball games are infested with these time-consuming habits, these irritating stoppages, these tedious moments that seem to wring every last second out of an inning, like drops of water out of a wet dishrag. The National Pastime is becoming the National Past-bedtime.
In short, baseball games are too long.
Take the fictional scenario above. It's loosely based on actual events that commonly occur in a typical game -- in this case, the first inning of a Toronto Blue Jays-New York Yankees night game played June 3. The count was 1-and-1. The Yankees had runners on first and second with one out. Kevin Maas was at the plate facing left-hander Jimmy Key. It went like this: Key tugged at his cap three times. Maas stepped out of the batter's box. Maas took three practice swings. Maas stepped back in. Key checked the runners. Key wound up and threw. Maas popped a foul ball into the seats. Key rubbed up a new ball. Key paced around the mound. Key threw another pitch. Maas popped another foul into the seats. Two pitches later, Maas struck out swinging.
The at-bat consumed six pitches. The ball was never put in play. The sequence took five minutes.
"Some of these games are ridiculous," said Ralph Kiner, the New York Mets' broadcaster and Hall of Fame slugger. "And I don't think it's getting better. I think it's getting worse."
In fact, the time of an average game in the American League rose from 2 hours, 36 minutes to 2 hours, 51 minutes in a 10-year span, 1980-90; in the National League, the increase was from 2:32 to 2:45. Since 1985, the time of an average ballgame has dipped only once from the year before. And although the leagues have no figures available for this season, we do:
April 9 -- Mets 2, Phillies 1. Three runs scored. Elapsed time -- 3:25.
April 11 -- Phillies 8, Mets 7 (yes, them again). In 10 innings. Would have set the record for the longest nine-inning game in major-league history -- at 4:25 -- had it not gone into extra innings. Elapsed time -- 4:51.
April 15 -- White Sox 6, Yankees 5. Four Chicago pitchers are required to pitch a five-hitter. Elapsed time -- 3:42.
May 15 -- Red Sox 9, White Sox 6. Sets the record for the longest nine-inning night game. Elapsed time -- 4:11.
June 2 -- Padres 3, Astros 1. Four runs scored. Seven hits. Six pitchers. Elapsed time -- 2:54.
There are a variety of factors contributing to the creeping length of games, from the obsessive use of relief pitchers to longer TV timeouts to an increasing number of pickoff attempts to the shrinking strike zone to the idiosyncrasies of Carlton Fisk, who adjusts shinguards, polishes baseballs, calls summit conferences with the infielders, talks to the dugout and landscapes the catcher's box.
But this much is certain: From 1980-1990, the average of a Seattle Mariners' game jumped from 2:25 to 2:49; the Yankees went from 2:32 at home to 2:53; the Mets increased from 2:35 at home to 2:48; the Philadelphia Phillies grew from 2:26 to 2:46. It's fashionable for essayists to praise baseball's "unhurried pace," its "pastoral beauty," but we know what they really mean. The game is slow.
"There are so many little things," said broadcaster Tony Kubek, the former Yankee. "Like, every time a guy gets to second base now, the catcher comes out to the mound for a conference. Guys have been getting to second base for a hundred years. It doesn't always require a conference."
Kubek has a statistical report on his '61 Yankees. Out of curiosity, he checked Whitey Ford's first six starts. None, said Kubek, was longer than 2:06. But Kubek figured, hey, Ford worked fast and Ford threw strikes, so he looked up Bob Turley, who could be a little wild, just to be fair. And out of Turley's first six starts, the longest lasted 2:30.
In the 1930 World Series between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Philadelphia Athletics, none of the six games lasted longer than 1:58, according to research conducted by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. But in the 1987 Series between the Cardinals and the Minnesota Twins, none of the seven games was played in under 2:39. Like Kiner said, it's getting worse.
"We played a team recently and they had back-to-back starters who were painfully slow," said Yankee pitcher Scott Sanderson, no rabbit himself. "It was frustrating. We were all talking about it on the bench. But it's not the pitchers most of the time. I think it's the hitters."
"I think it's the pitchers," Kubek said.