The good news is that the stock market thinks the recession is over. The bad news is that the market is always wrong.
Mikhail Gorbachev wants to sit at a Western economic summit, soon, before the folks back home dump him.
The disarming United States will soon be in no position to fight another Persian Gulf war. Ditto, of course, for Iraq.
There may not be global warming. There sure is U.S. warming.
Cheer up. Baltimore set the style in propeller beanies.