Bill Bennett fixed education and went on to defeat the...

On the other hand

December 17, 1990|By DAN BERGER

Bill Bennett fixed education and went on to defeat the drug scourge and quit that to restore the Republican Party and now can move on to other things.

No more hostages in Iraq! Unless you want to count 18 million Iraqis as hostages.

Note to angels of mercy: It is still against the law to assist the suicides of people who absent-mindedly forgot to leave good evidence of their intent.

Strike a blow at Saddam's plot to depress our economy: Buy extravagantly for Christmas.

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