Widder codes

December 06, 1990

Everybody knows that since the beginnig of tibe the fabily doctor has been tellig fokes with bad codes to "Take two aspirid and go to bed."

But now the researchers at Johds Hobkids have brought us awful news. Not only does aspirid not help us get through a dasty code; actually makes your code worse.

Zactly what we needed to hear just when we were comig down widda code.

What next? Chicked soup does no good either? Or wiskey?

Oh well, when you got a code, dothing seebs to work. Just hab to treat a bad code with the contept it deserves.

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